What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:05
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.